Can someone please explain to me what the hell I’m doing? It’s a compulsion, almost an addiction, but whenever I see a new site pop up I feel obligated to get in as soon as it is available. I don’t know if it is because I want to be sure to get the user name that I want, or if it’s because I don’t want to be on the ass-end of the following conversation:

Cool Dude: Have you heard of
Clueless Dude: Nah. Is it any good?
Cool Dude: (realizing that he has discovered something before someone else) It RULEZ!
Clueless Dude: Sweet! I’ll have to go sign up…
Cool Dude: Sign up to be my friend. I’m F!rstToTheP@rty. I’m easy to find. There’s only me and three only people on there.

Then again, I’m not sure which end is the ass-end there.